📅 Date: 8/9/26
🕒 Time: Ugh…
📍 Route: Not➡️Today➡️Satan🏁
🌤️ Weather: I didn’t notice
📏 Distance: The Future
⏱️ Moving Time: Moving thru time only
🐢 Average Speed: Time flies
🐆 Max Speed: Speed of light squared
⬆️ Elevation Gain: None
🔥 Calories Burned: Resting
🚴🏻♂️ Reflections: My sore throat feels worse. I now have sores in my mouth that resemble thrush. The Yeastie Boys are back in my mouth.